Like, for real.
Naming a genocidal weapon after one of the relatively filthiest mass murderers over the course of Earth's history--yea-saying Congressperson--is, of course, quite appropriate. The 17th Navy vessel named after a woman. How progressive. When will the first cities be nuked by a woman? The first little brown villages firebombed by a full-blooded ethnic minority? The first space-based vector guidance system named after a transgender Wiccan Eskimo? So much fucking progress.
Associated bumper sticker: Gabrielle Giffords continues to kill! What do they call the bumper on a ship, anyway? Stern sticker? Doesn't have the same zing to it. Maybe China could get on that, please, and get us some GGC2K stern-stickers, like, yesterday.
How the American liberals brayed a few years ago about the American flag stickers and the troop ribbons. I SUPPORT CHINESE RIBBON MANUFACTURERS! How they laughed.
And now, GABRIELLE GIFFORDS CONTINUES TO SUPPORT CHINESE RIBBON MANUFACTURERS!