Sunday, February 12, 2012

USS Giffords

Like, for real.

Naming a genocidal weapon after one of the relatively filthiest mass murderers over the course of Earth's history--yea-saying Congressperson--is, of course, quite appropriate.  The 17th Navy vessel named after a woman.  How progressive.  When will the first cities be nuked by a woman?  The first little brown villages firebombed by a full-blooded ethnic minority?  The first space-based vector guidance system named after a transgender Wiccan Eskimo?  So much fucking progress.

Associated bumper sticker: Gabrielle Giffords continues to kill!  What do they call the bumper on a ship, anyway?  Stern sticker?  Doesn't have the same zing to it.  Maybe China could get on that, please, and get us some GGC2K stern-stickers, like, yesterday.

How the American liberals brayed a few years ago about the American flag stickers and the troop ribbons.  I SUPPORT CHINESE RIBBON MANUFACTURERS!  How they laughed.

And now, GABRIELLE GIFFORDS CONTINUES TO SUPPORT CHINESE RIBBON MANUFACTURERS!

Bueller?

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