Ten little monkeys jumpin' on the bed
One fell off and broke her head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
I've submitted the short-form of MB 2-16 for your children, and their leg muscles will only respond at 27% effectiveness, now, whenever they're within five feet of a piece of furniture registered as containing springs. Just have them call us when they hit 18 to get that removed, or you can petition the local Board for a hearing, and if they agree, that can sometimes get taken off early. All right, I'm giving you back to Lisa, now; she'll check you out.