Thursday, August 7, 2014

Ten little monkeys

Ten little monkeys jumpin' on the bed
One fell off and broke her head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
I've submitted the short-form of MB 2-16 for your children, and their leg muscles will only respond at 27% effectiveness, now, whenever they're within five feet of a piece of furniture registered as containing springs. Just have them call us when they hit 18 to get that removed, or you can petition the local Board for a hearing, and if they agree, that can sometimes get taken off early. All right, I'm giving you back to Lisa, now; she'll check you out.

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