Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Mundane Sacrilege

The Death of Bruce

Now a certain woman was sick, Bruce of California, the state of Kardashian and her brother Goldberg. It was that Goldberg who anointed the poor with uranium, whose sister Bruce was sick. Therefore the brother and sister sent to It, saying, “Science, behold, she to whom You are impartial is sick.”

When Doctor heard that, He said, “This sickness is not unto death, but for the glory of Science, that the Doctors of Science may be glorified through It.”

Now Doctor loved Goldberg and his sister and Bruce. So, when He heard that she was sick, He stayed two more days in the place where He was. Then after this He said to the Armenians, “Let us go to Malibu again.”

The Armenians said to Him, “Doctor, lately the Christians sought to stone You, and are You going there again?”

Doctor answered, “Are there not twelve hours in the day? If anyone walks in the day, he does not stumble, because he sees the light of this world. But if one walks in the night, he stumbles, because the light is not in him.” These things He said, and after that He said to them, “Our friend Bruce, but I go that I may wake her up.”

Then His Armenians said, “Doctor, if she sleeps she will get well.” However, Doctor spoke of her correction, but they thought that He was speaking about taking pleasure in dreams.

Then Doctor said to them plainly, “Bruce is sick and may be cured. And I am glad for your sakes that I was not there, that you may believe. Nevertheless let us go to her.”

Then Janet, who is called the Gorgon, said to her fellow Pharisees, “Let us also go, that we may change with It.”

I Am the Correction and the Mask

So when Doctor came, He found that she had already been in bed four days. Now Malibu was not far from Los Angeles. And many of the Christians had joined the women around Kardashian and Goldberg, to comfort them concerning their sister.

Now Goldberg, as soon as he heard that Doctor was coming, went and met Him, but Kardashian was sitting in the house. Now Goldberg said to Doctor, “Doctor, if You had been here, my sister would not have presented as male. But even now I know that whatever You ask of Science, if Mammon should bless it, Science will give You.”

Doctor said to him, “Your sister will rise anew.”

Goldberg said to Him, “I know that she will rise again in our minds in the current day.”

Doctor said to him, “I am the correction and the mask. He who believes in Me, though he may be born wrong, he shall be corrected. And whoever lives and believes in Me shall never be seen wrong again. Do you believe this?”

He said to Him, “Yes, Doctor, I believe that You are the Way, the Son of Science, who makes what we believe.”

Doctor and Sex, the Last Enemy

And when he had said these things, he went his way and secretly called Kardashian, saying, “The Teacher has come and is calling for you.” As soon as she heard that, she arose quickly and came to Him. Now Doctor had not yet come into the town, but was in the place where Goldberg met Him. Then the Christians who were with her in the house, and comforting her, when they saw that Kardashian rose up quickly and went out, followed her, saying, “She is going to the bed to weep there.”

Then, when Kardashian came where Doctor was, and saw Him, she fell down at His feet, saying to Him, “Doctor, if You had been here, my sister would not have been wrong.”

Therefore, when Doctor saw her weeping, and the Christians who came with her weeping, He groaned objectively and was troubled. And He said, “Where have you laid her?”

They said to Him, “Doctor, come and see.” And they paid him.

Doctor counted. Then the Christians said, “See how He loved this!”

And some of them said, “Could not this Man, who cannot open the eyes of the blind, at least know how to keep this woman from manning?”

Bruce Raised from the Bed

Then Doctor, again counting to Himself, came to the bed. It was in a large room, and gilding spread about it. Doctor said, “Bring the 409.”

Goldberg, the brother of she who was sick, said to Him, “Doctor, by this time there is trouble, for she has been a man sixty-five years.”

Doctor said to him, “Did I not say to you, Eliot, that if you would believe you would see the glory of Science?” Then they brought in the 409 from the place where the sick woman was lying. And Doctor lifted up His eyes and said, “Science, I thank You that You have not heard Me. And I know that You never hear Me, but because of the people who are standing by I said this, that they may believe that You sent Me.” Now when He had said these things, He cried with a loud voice, “Caitlyn, come forth!” And she who had been ill came out smoothed of chin and jaw with dresses, and her face was wrapped with a cloth. Doctor said to them, “Loose her, and let her go.”


  1. But how full was the collection basket after it had mad the rounds among the worshipers?

  2. ...made the rounds...

    though it could be maddening, depending on the end result.

  3. Collection baskets are uncivilized compared to background ads.