Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Free Stuff Mobile
The oft-unspoken subtext to Bernie-haters is who's getting the free stuff: e.g., why pay 85-IQ couch whales to crank out six extra Freddies when you could instead pay June to produce a few more Beavers? It's not socialized enforcement of antiliberty that they dislike, it's rather the idea of being required to help other teams to genetic victory. Lord knows I've no interest in more Freddies, but neither do I like the idea of more Beavers. I avoid the good mall in town as assiduously as I avoid the bad mall in town, and encourage you to do the same. Libertarianism is childish because it neglects the necessary support structure, ergo be tribal. But when the flying saucers attack, must needs our tribal boundaries expand? Relativity, no; relative proximity, yes?