Hi Jane! My name's Betty Friedan and I'm here to tell you a few things about female labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 2000s, humans with uteri and estrogen could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!2001's Zoolander sprang from the same essential source as Matrix and Good Will Hunting. Only a year before, Meet the Parents had offered an archetypal "biting the hand that feeds you" derision of its host culture; 2001 saw another grand project of Europhobic orgasmia in Zoolander, in which the ✡Federal Reserve's plutocrats of the nineteen thirties are cast as inversely sexualized Euros--effeminate, squawking Will Ferrell as Mugatu, and masculine, aggressive Milla Jovovich as Katinka--blamed for child labor under both stereotypical industrialism (Dickensian ✡London), and the stereotypical corrupt Oriental world (the ✡Dutch East India Company's old opium stomping grounds in Malaysia).
(This is a tale in which the Star of David could be propended to nearly every word, of course, so for simplicity's sake, this one will limit its employment to the most glaringly public, uncontroversial of places, where even the Times and the Atlantic wouldn't gainsay the connection.)
Even the de-historicized people in the fluid now have had at least a hundred years more time than they needed, in 2016, to view how financial ✡communo-capitalism--as distinct from the industrial capital representing accumulations of exertion that ✡Marx wanted to destroy by likening it to finance capital--destroyed the social protections of communities of men, then children, then women, then elders. Various ✡liberation movements pertaining to "the right to work" forced men to become subservient, imprisoned employees (various European rebellions), followed by children (establishment of various central banks, followed by the institution of mandatory public child mind prison), followed by women (feminism), followed by elders (liberation from parental control). In Zoolander it is of course a heroic, naive, selfless, fiscally and ethnically unaware Jewish man who condescends to bed and marry a beautiful Euro slut, in spite of her drunken gangbangs with Euro druggies, Finnish dwarves, and Maori tribesmen. The same hero then resists both subhuman Oriental scum, along with Euro finance capital, in saving the world. As we all know, the gook trash in Malaysia are delighted to work their children to death in western factories, for reasons that have nothing whatsoever to do with national boundaries established and shifted at whim by the ✡Cheka and the ✡Israel/NATO coalition.
What a lark, to see propaganda so near the peak of western feminism as Zoolander, negatively displaying the same traditionalist arguments that were used against feminism! Clearly, this is murder one--they knew exactly what they were doing from the beginning. The goy suspension of disbelief--the unwillingness to believe that anyone could possibly be so well-organized, so evil, and so committed to evil, across generations--is so forsakenly necessary, here, for any of this to work. Too pure to belong in creation, eh?
The actual quote from Mugatu is:
Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!Those arguments were disregarded by the great creditor-priests when finance capital was destroying the cultural traditions that safeguarded children from icy streets and brutal factories--a la almost anything Dickens wrote--and they were similarly disregarded, even in the late twentieth century, when finance capital wanted to toss women into the same prison which had already ensnared men and children.
You're likely not old enough yet to be familiar with the way these arguments are being used in the current assault on elders. Like the assault on men, which took centuries of universalist revolutions in dozens of countries in Eurasia to batter the world's free men into wage slavery, or the assault on women, which took half a century to begin initial enslavement, the war on elders is taking shape only after protracted fighting. Yet, like all the others, it is being lost. Even 15 years after Zoolander, 15 years after the vampires' complete, joyful, and openly public mockery of their arguments, those very arguments are proving useful against the memoryless horde. Mugatu's self-serving speech about outdated restrictions is being used on elders right now (merely the carrot, of course, in conjunction with the stick of economic mandate and the destruction of elder-youth relationships), encouraging them to pursue freedom, independence, etc., in order that they might end up alone in overcrowded profit prisons, dying in a pile of bedsores and shit.
The end goal remains what it has been since the terrorspawn hated the idea of existing in the first place:
Suffering comes from being alive. Life is the cause of suffering. Without life, there would be no pain; no fear; no hurting of any kind. Because I am a good person, I have decided to help everyone by saving them from having to suffer. When my work is done, none shall suffer.